Texts I’ve Sent To My Mother

This is 100% inspired by Gwennan’s post, which was all about the bonkers things she’s sent to her mother. I’m pretty close to my Mum; we text on a daily basis and ring at least once a week. She doesn’t live far away, but our schedules and busy lives are such that we don’t see each other that often. As such, WhatsApp is our main form of communication, and we have some reaaally odd conversations. These are just a few of the things I’ve sent to my Mum in the last few weeks, taken out of context for your amusement.

“Put her on your head and tell everyone it’s a really lifelike hat”

“A tiny panther!”

“Factor 50 and SHADE”

“I’m a pochemuchka and you’re a friolero”

“Did she want treats or just attention?”



“We’ll argue later!”

“Grampa keeps his kumquat tree on the windowsill”

“For ze big boaaaats!”

“Send spaghetti”

“Out clubbing with Colonel Badger”

“Did you steal my EHIC?”

“Hair stuck in the tram door, can’t move”

“My people will call your people”

“Are you and Nan in the shower? Did they find you?”

Stalk me!

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  1. Keira Toni
    July 14, 2017 / 7:24 pm

    OMG this is such a good idea. Some of these had me laughing haha xxkeiratoni.blogspot.co.uk

    • Bethany
      July 26, 2017 / 11:54 am

      All credit to Gwennan! She's always coming up with amazing blog posts ideas 🙂

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